How to bring your local pizza shop to a grinding halt

  • Order pizza via phone (we had calzone, salami pizza, plain pizza bread and a salad)
  • Arrive at pizza shop talking on your new P900 phone
  • Tell waiter your name
  • Waiter starts interviewing you about phone
  • Calls other waiter to check out phone
  • Cooks from kitchen arrive, check out phone
  • Pizza cook stops making pizza, checks out phone
  • Everybody starts arguing about the P900, it’s price, wether Symbian is superior to PalmOS etc.

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